Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to fuck.Tumblr (3.0; @timevsmoney)http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90a145249f6053411414f33c0be6f9c5/tumblr_mn0c0nPzT41qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/151545977/turquoise-to-neon-coral-ombre-whatever">https://www.etsy.com/listing/151545977/turquoise-to-neon-coral-ombre-whatever</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50747004235http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50747004235Sat, 18 May 2013 11:43:35 -0700whateverunicornparade unicornparadeshop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ae4681e9a563b33b96274f701e549ff/tumblr_mn032gmIpr1qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Where Pear?</big></p><blockquote><p><br/>We’ve been doing BLW (baby led weaning) with Gwen for a few weeks now. She doesn’t have great hand…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://www.unicornpara.de/2013/05/18/where-pear/">View Post</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50733600549http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50733600549Sat, 18 May 2013 08:30:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6374a1a577fa08c33267d8d8931d6434/tumblr_mmz7gcD0et1qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Soggy Doggies</big></p><blockquote><p>The other day I decided I’d finally had it with these two smelly mutts and gave them both baths.<br/><br/>Why…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://www.unicornpara.de/2013/05/17/soggy-doggies/">View Post</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50704375842http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50704375842Fri, 17 May 2013 21:07:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6507308e0d674690ad41a82763b0e48/tumblr_mlogmpBbqT1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have argued with so many people who refuse to believe pineapples don’t grow on trees, I’m going to print this out and staple it to my face.</p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50667271406http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50667271406Fri, 17 May 2013 12:04:54 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d448989e9473d6f8b8df46091c380bd/tumblr_mmyhwfxeWu1qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Lazy Afternoon Links</big></p><blockquote><p>Check out <a href="http://www.radicalpossibility.com/">Meg</a>‘s <a href="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/meg-andys-radical-possibilities-house-tour-189205">apartment tour</a>, ugh my basement-dwelling self is so jealous of all that light!</p> <p><br/>I’v…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://www.unicornpara.de/2013/05/17/lazy-afternoon-links-7/">View Post</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50666708598http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50666708598Fri, 17 May 2013 11:55:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a96b04bf05a18054a35a026f3d2905d6/tumblr_mjvvy69rQK1qg2ql3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlepancakes.tumblr.com/post/50602772081/will-always-laugh-at-this">littlepancakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Will always laugh at this</p> </blockquote>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50606466537http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50606466537Thu, 16 May 2013 15:32:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e128c63e29953b844dc778d62945dca/tumblr_mmvatvUZ9R1qa79doo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perma-scowl.tumblr.com/post/50542842470/a-tiny-candle-to-light-your-gd-way">perma-scowl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a tiny candle to light your gd way</p> </blockquote>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50549625370http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50549625370Wed, 15 May 2013 19:50:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10eb54565b0adb584bf5c8865cc4f62b/tumblr_mibyy7HAbB1qb2u1so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clambistro.tumblr.com/post/43445070906/hi-glitz-haev-a-new-reaction-gif-everyone">clambistro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hi-glitz.tumblr.com/post/43444596916/haev-a-new-reaction-gif-everyone">hi-glitz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>haev a new reaction .gif everyone</p> </blockquote> <p>IDEAL</p> </blockquote>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50483044917http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50483044917Wed, 15 May 2013 00:06:10 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb76ad4d0b6f37925147f557a160bb5a/tumblr_mmsy6avtkH1qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Moving On</big></p><blockquote><p><br/>This week Gwen has mastered the art of scooting backwards on her belly; as soon as you turn your…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://www.unicornpara.de/2013/05/14/moving-on/">View Post</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50434932134http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50434932134Tue, 14 May 2013 12:01:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c19251aa01eeeab4a6e0b2917ab5320b/tumblr_mjpp1agTA11qenmvro3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96bbcf89944cce375e348aefb39d2d73/tumblr_mjpp1agTA11qenmvro4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://novicephoenix.tumblr.com/post/50134354846/221cbakerstreet-insomniac-thoughts-favorite">novicephoenix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://221cbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/45518313195/insomniac-thoughts-favorite-titanic-scenes">221cbakerstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://insomniac--thoughts.tumblr.com/post/45517423690/favorite-titanic-scenes-so-you-wanna-go-to-a">insomniac—thoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://theunsinkableship.tumblr.com/tagged/fts">Favorite Titanic scenes</a>: <em>“So, you wanna go to a real part?”</em></small></p> </blockquote> <p>Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.</p> </blockquote> <p>both ways he ends up dead in the water</p> </blockquote> <p>Movie and book ruined. Thanks.</p> </blockquote> <p>wait is this person complaining about being spoiled about a book that came out EIGHTY-EIGHT years ago???????</p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50356024581http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50356024581Mon, 13 May 2013 11:45:31 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2863485875ee40a2468d407a3829ca2/tumblr_mmqt8f2jCE1qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Weekended</big></p><blockquote><p>Saturday Taylor’s sister came over with her family and Gwen met her little 3-month-old cousin Evan…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://www.unicornpara.de/2013/05/13/weekended-14/">View Post</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50344979510http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50344979510Mon, 13 May 2013 08:19:26 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bea9202cb9a913fa113088deb91ecf8/tumblr_mmp1mn1M5p1qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Mother’s Day</big></p><blockquote><p><br/>These two girls of mine, they are so sweet. Gwen is the happiest baby you’ve ever met, she smiles…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://www.unicornpara.de/2013/05/12/mothers-day/">View Post</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50266655743http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50266655743Sun, 12 May 2013 09:25:35 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afb7e84b34de690542d6ab5f1b09c3e9/tumblr_mmllq4CYqG1qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Lazy Afternoon Links</big></p><blockquote><p><br/>This might be my laziest link post yet. It might be my laziest week of blogging ever, actually. I…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://www.unicornpara.de/2013/05/10/lazy-afternoon-links-11/">View Post</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50106650306http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50106650306Fri, 10 May 2013 12:49:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05045839904737a7e3389f952367d125/tumblr_ml1onoOWo01rg83yuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bashaleahkills.tumblr.com/post/49789571521/therearedemonsinsideofus-luckyboots">bashaleahkills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therearedemonsinsideofus.tumblr.com/post/49779190038/luckyboots-jirasol-its-called-aave-you">therearedemonsinsideofus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luckyboots.tumblr.com/post/48186865083/jirasol-its-called-aave-you-fucktruck-i">luckyboots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jirasol.tumblr.com/post/47622876748/its-called-aave-you-fucktruck-i-hate-how-people">jirasol</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK</p> <p>I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the <em>only</em> way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.</p> <p><strong><big>Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:</big></strong></p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_English" title="American English">American English</a> - <a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_American_English" title="Standard American English">Standard American English</a> is the general form</p> <ul><li>Cultural <ul><li><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English" title="African-American Vernacular English">African-American Vernacular English</a> (AAVE)</li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicano_English" title="Chicano English">Chicano English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Latino_English" title="New York Latino English">New York Latino English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch_English" title="Pennsylvania Dutch English">Pennsylvania Dutch English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeshivish" title="Yeshivish">Yeshivish</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinglish" title="Yinglish">Yinglish</a></li> </ul></li> </ul><ul><li>Regional <ul><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_English" title="New England English">New England English</a> <ul><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_accent" title="Boston accent">Boston accent</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Brahmin_accent" title="Boston Brahmin accent">Boston Brahmin accent</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_Valley_English" title="Hudson Valley English">Hudson Valley English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonantum,_Massachusetts" title="Nonantum, Massachusetts">Lake Dialect or Lake Talk</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermont_English" title="Vermont English">Vermont English</a></li> </ul></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_Northern_American_English" title="Inland Northern American English">Inland Northern American English</a> (includes <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_New_York" title="Western New York">western</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_New_York" title="Central New York">central</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upstate_New_York" title="Upstate New York">upstate New York</a>) <ul><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeast_Pennsylvania_English" title="Northeast Pennsylvania English">Northeast Pennsylvania English</a></li> </ul></li> <li>Mid-Atlantic dialects <ul><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore_dialect" title="Baltimore dialect">Baltimore dialect</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_dialect" title="Philadelphia dialect">Philadelphia dialect</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_English" title="Pittsburgh English">Pittsburgh English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_dialect" title="New York dialect">New York dialect</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey_English_dialects" title="New Jersey English dialects">New Jersey English dialects</a></li> </ul></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_Northern_American_English" title="Inland Northern American English">Inland Northern American English</a> (<a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower_peninsula_of_Michigan" title="Lower peninsula of Michigan">Lower peninsula of Michigan</a>, northern <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio" title="Ohio">Ohio</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana" title="Indiana">Indiana</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago" title="Chicago">Chicago</a>, part of eastern <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin" title="Wisconsin">Wisconsin</a> and upstate <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York" title="New York">New York</a>)</li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North%E2%80%93Central_American_English" title="NorthCentral American English">North–Central American English</a> (primarily <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota" title="Minnesota">Minnesota</a>, but also most of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin" title="Wisconsin">Wisconsin</a>, the <a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_peninsula_of_Michigan" title="Upper peninsula of Michigan">Upper peninsula of Michigan</a>, and parts of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dakota" title="North Dakota">North Dakota</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dakota" title="South Dakota">South Dakota</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa" title="Iowa">Iowa</a>) <ul><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yooper_dialect" title="Yooper dialect">Yooper dialect</a> (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_Peninsula_of_Michigan" title="Upper Peninsula of Michigan">Upper Peninsula of Michigan</a> and some neighboring areas)</li> </ul></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midland_American_English" title="Midland American English">Midland American English</a> <ul><li>North Midlands English (thin swath from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska" title="Nebraska">Nebraska</a> to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio" title="Ohio">Ohio</a>)</li> <li>St. Louis</li> <li>South Midland (thin swath from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma" title="Oklahoma">Oklahoma</a> to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania" title="Pennsylvania">Pennsylvania</a>)</li> </ul></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_American_English" title="Southern American English">Southern English</a> <ul><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachian_English" title="Appalachian English">Appalachian English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidewater_accent" title="Tidewater accent">Tidewater accent</a></li> <li><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Piedmont" title="Virginia Piedmont">Virginia Piedmont</a></li> <li><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Tidewater" title="Virginia Tidewater">Virginia Tidewater</a><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-3"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dialects_of_the_English_language#cite_note-3"><br/></a></sup><ul><li><a class="new" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Coastal_Southeast_English&action=edit&redlink=1" title="Coastal Southeast English (page does not exist)">Coastal Southeastern</a> (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston,_South_Carolina" title="Charleston, South Carolina">Charleston</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Carolina" title="South Carolina">South Carolina</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah,_Georgia" title="Savannah, Georgia">Savannah</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(U.S._state)" title="Georgia (U.S. state)">Georgia</a> area)</li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajun_English" title="Cajun English">Cajun English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harkers_Island,_North_Carolina#Local_dialect" title="Harkers Island, North Carolina">Harkers Island English</a> (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina" title="North Carolina">North Carolina</a>)</li> </ul></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozark_English" title="Ozark English">Ozark English</a></li> <li><a class="new" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Southern_Highland_English&action=edit&redlink=1" title="Southern Highland English (page does not exist)">Southern Highland English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gullah_language" title="Gullah language">Gullah</a> or <a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geechee" title="Geechee">Geechee</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texan_English" title="Texan English">Texan</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yat_dialect" title="Yat dialect">Yat dialect</a> (New Orleans)</li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocracoke,_North_Carolina" title="Ocracoke, North Carolina">Ocracoke</a></li> </ul></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_American_English" title="Western American English">Western English</a> <ul><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_English" title="California English">California English</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boontling" title="Boontling">Boontling</a></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_English" title="Pacific Northwest English">Pacific Northwest English</a></li> </ul></li> <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Pidgin" title="Hawaiian Pidgin">Hawaiian Pidgin</a></li> </ul></li> </ul></blockquote> <p>I just got</p> <p>THE BIGGEST</p> <p>English major boner</p> <p>you’ve ever seen.</p> </blockquote> <p>i get stoked on all of these.</p> </blockquote> <p>in it for fucktruck. </p> </blockquote> <p>lol looks like someone forgot that the United States ISN’T the only English-speaking country in North America</p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50106303864http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50106303864Fri, 10 May 2013 12:43:54 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwjr20d3291qa6spbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>STORY OF MY LIFE</p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50024173130http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/50024173130Thu, 09 May 2013 11:05:55 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc84bcb37d583e7c2b9fd6ba30f7e544/tumblr_mmelr8SKEV1qg3ttqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perma-scowl.tumblr.com/post/49863700335/bon-bon-feminerds-vivienne-westwood-dropping">perma-scowl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bon-bon.tumblr.com/post/49836941111/feminerds-vivienne-westwood-dropping-a-little">bon-bon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feminerds.tumblr.com/post/49830137502/vivienne-westwood-dropping-a-little-truth-on-the">feminerds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vivienne Westwood dropping a little truth on the Met ball. Pretty though the red carpet is, most of the attendees are hardly evoking the true political spirit of “punk”. </p> </blockquote> <p>ur not punk and i’m telling everybody </p> </blockquote> <p>that’s grace coddington…..</p> </blockquote> <p>CACKLE</p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49863786034http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49863786034Tue, 07 May 2013 10:15:57 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/05e4cf04a76b311ecb08867fbbb6e207/tumblr_mmdtouti241qzw05oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Weekended</big></p><blockquote><p><br/> This weekend I…</p> <p><br/>Came up with my new favourite summer drink: gin, strawberry Italian soda and mint.</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://www.unicornpara.de/2013/05/06/weekended-13/">View Post</a></p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49776805916http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49776805916Mon, 06 May 2013 08:00:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/181551f6f3eac79f6bd1ec501bb8efca/tumblr_mmch3vsZ4z1qz50bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://9mm.nu/post/49719323389/neeeee">bape</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Neeeee</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s my babyyyyyyyyyyyy!</p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49732633141http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49732633141Sun, 05 May 2013 17:22:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e06b67c802bff1326aea0ca5e2401914/tumblr_mm8fbyCvcK1qzcv4no1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49531602880http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49531602880Fri, 03 May 2013 13:00:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9bee91702b6827d8a663882347d3c72/tumblr_mknntnRgk21qgz4uvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>pretty sure that baby is the devil</p>http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49531548049http://timevsmoney.tumblr.com/post/49531548049Fri, 03 May 2013 13:00:07 -0700