I’m going to put on the condom now, Miss Steele.” He mewled low and wryly into my external auditory canal
50 Shades of Grey
SAY ’EAR’!! JUST SAY ‘EAR’!!! FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!
OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY HOW DID THIS POORLY WRITTEN FANFIC GET PUBLISHED AND THEN TURN INTO A BESTSELLER I JUST DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
This is like that time on ‘Friends’ when Joey discovers the thesaurus.
“HE MEWLED LOW AND WRYLY” OH GOD WHAT. This is like the noise I imagine that Babby Voldemort under the bench at the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows would make. MEWLING.