Moving On
This week Gwen has mastered the art of scooting backwards on her belly; as soon as you turn your…
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real part?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
Movie and book ruined. Thanks.
wait is this person complaining about being spoiled about a book that came out EIGHTY-EIGHT years ago???????
(via monster-hugs)
Weekended
Saturday Taylor’s sister came over with her family and Gwen met her little 3-month-old cousin Evan…
Mother’s Day
These two girls of mine, they are so sweet. Gwen is the happiest baby you’ve ever met, she smiles…
Lazy Afternoon Links
This might be my laziest link post yet. It might be my laziest week of blogging ever, actually. I…
it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK
I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.
Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:
American English - Standard American English is the general form
- Cultural
- Regional
- New England English
- Inland Northern American English (includes western and central upstate New York)
- Mid-Atlantic dialects
- Inland Northern American English (Lower peninsula of Michigan, northern Ohio and Indiana, Chicago, part of eastern Wisconsin and upstate New York)
- North–Central American English (primarily Minnesota, but also most of Wisconsin, the Upper peninsula of Michigan, and parts of North Dakota, South Dakota, and Iowa)
- Yooper dialect (Upper Peninsula of Michigan and some neighboring areas)
- Midland American English
- North Midlands English (thin swath from Nebraska to Ohio)
- St. Louis
- South Midland (thin swath from Oklahoma to Pennsylvania)
- Southern English
- Western English
- Hawaiian Pidgin
I just got
THE BIGGEST
English major boner
you’ve ever seen.
i get stoked on all of these.
in it for fucktruck.
lol looks like someone forgot that the United States ISN’T the only English-speaking country in North America
(via alexbluebonnets)

Vivienne Westwood dropping a little truth on the Met ball. Pretty though the red carpet is, most of the attendees are hardly evoking the true political spirit of “punk”.
ur not punk and i’m telling everybody
that’s grace coddington…..
CACKLE
(Source: stopdropandvogue)