UGH WHY DOES MY TWITTER HAVE THIS STUPID “TRENDING TOPICS” LIST AND HOW DO I GET RID OF IT???
All My Dreams Are Alive! →
Lol I just accidentally febroze my cat.
Love is candy from a stranger, but it’s candy you’ve had before and...– Daniel Handler
It’s cold, it’s rainy, I’m exhausted and I have two more hours of work left, but I’m still the happiest girl in the world.
Ugh four hours until work. BOO.
I can’t believe we have to go home already :’( MORE HAWAII NOW PLS.
Loving life, loving each other, 24/7.
Drankin’ champagne in my honeymoon suite. MY LIFE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKIN WIN.
Aaaand I’m spent.
This is the most amazing hotel ever, but I still have no reception on my phone!
Checked out of hotel #1, onto hotel #2!
Our cabdriver on where we live: “You live by Davie? What are you doing in the gay area? You’re a HETERO couple!”
Three days, five days. I am so excited and nervous I feel like I’m going to hurl.
It is eerily silent up at the top of this mountain. Plus the cell phone reception is terrible.
The forests on Haleakala are straight out of The Last Unicorn.
I keep seeing dead cats on the side of the highway.
I fucking love it here.
Vacation update: saw my first humpback whales already.
Flight not canceled; other things going on but vacation still good.
VACATION STATUS UPDATE: FLIGHT IS NOT YET CANCELED.
TWO DAYS. FOUR DAYS. I’M DYIN.
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