May 2013
30 posts
Kitten.: christinaaguilerasboobies:... →
christinaaguilerasboobies:
mandatorymomjeans:
imagine a hot dad helping his baby paddle through the water and making sure its floaties are on straight and also he has crow’s feet from smiling so hard. a lil squint because he left his bifocals on the pool bench. FUCK.
where is…
RIGHT like where is the post with people gushy about a women with wrinkles who needs bifocals ugh this...
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April 2013
37 posts
Babies are Livin the Dream
The other day I was reading about “baby milestones,” ie at what age do babies develop certain skills, like rolling over, sitting up, crawling, etc. The article I was reading said once babies are able to sit up on their own you should still make sure they are in a soft area with lots of pillows around because they’ll still fall over a lot. The reason for this is that when they...
digiti-minimi:
How to Spread 2 Hours Worth of Work Over an Entire Day: An Autobiography.
How to Spread 2 Hours Worth of Work Over an Entire Week: Also An Autobiography.
your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
byherownhand:
skeletondreams:
lyricallullaby:
adognameddanger:
rocketfists:
avon-virus:
coolghost:
chantak:
HT PT
hot pot
jobobo. coincidentally thats my nickname
vpud
I love it
(via billie-joe)
od dvd p
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O Bug
D BTT
Hey— I’m BTT DU
T HT haha I’m that
goldenfreezeover:
somethingambiguous:
tltty:
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
what about in the year 10,000
youkillmypatience:
youkillmypatience:
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
volume two: that’s not how you pronounce it either
volume three: no it’s not short for anything
