Pete: This is what you’re doing *turns an invincible wheel*
Liz: I’m driving a bus?
Pete: No. You’re opening the flood gates!
Liz: With a horizontal wheel?
Pete: FLOOD GATE WHEELS ARE HORIZONTAL!30 Rock 4.04 - “Audition Day”
Invincible?

(via sailor-moon)

fuckyeahknope: pibbplusredvines:
Ron: Tammy is a mean person.
Leslie: Come on, Ron. You can do better than that.
Ron: She’s a grade-A bitch.
Leslie: There we go.
Ron: Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man. But you know the worst thing about her?
Leslie: She works for the library.
Ron: She works for the library.Parks and Recreation 2x08 - Ron and Tammy
justgo: tumbledrylow: (via jamiehartley)